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Welcome new recruits to Space Probe – Mission Utopia.
Standby for a Situation Report from Probe Command.
Your Mission is to infiltrate deep inside the Space probe Facility to the launch pad and proceed to tower level TWO EIGHT ZERO for reconnaissance. I must warn you that your mission could be dangerous; so all recruits must be in good physical condition. Personnel with Broken Bones, who have had recent surgery or illness, who suffer from back complaints, high blood pressure or cardiac conditions, and those fitted with pacemakers should NOT proceed.
Personnel under the influence of Drugs or Alcohol DO NOT PROCEED INTO THE SPACE PROBE COMPLEX. To Assist in deployment, please form groups of four or less NOW. Please Be Aware Footwear is Required to undertake the mission. For Your Safety, footwear MUST be worn on the Probe, NO EXCEPTIONS. Please form groups of Four of less NOW. A Commando Will be Briefing your Group Shortly. Standby for Mission Utopia.